At eight A.M. she’s on the job.
Her computer’s waiting for her,
And so is her boss, who’s looking to score,
But she’s not user-friendly.

She’s not user-friendly.
She’s looking for trust.
He’s looking with lust,
But she’s not user-friendly.

It’s lunchtime now, and she’s on her way out,
But he has plans of his own.
He wants her to stay.  There’d be an increase in pay,
But she’s not user-friendly.

She’s not user-friendly.
She just wants to work.
He just wants to lurk,
And she’s not user-friendly.

He thinks he’s so cool.
He thinks he’s so hot.
She thinks he’s a fool.
He ought to be shot,
'Cause he thinks she’s user-friendly.

Can she work late?  There’s so much to do?
She has plans of her own.
The message prints out, “You’re a real Boy Scout,
And I’m not user-friendly.”